Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Drunk is not a location!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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