Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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