I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My life is pants optional.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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