Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So vagazzling was a success
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