There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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