I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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