Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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