wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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