The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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