The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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ttyl tear gas
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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