I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My ass is underappreciated
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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