best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And then my night got REAL pukey
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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