Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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