I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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