K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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