you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
