is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
dude. I can hear the air.
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