he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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