i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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