I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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