would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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