Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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