So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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