I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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