he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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