Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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