Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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