Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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