Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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