The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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