im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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