Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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