Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
