Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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