How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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