One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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