bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just want to make out with him forever
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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