I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
