I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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