got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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