Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
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It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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