Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize