I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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