it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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