I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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