you would pick up someone in the library
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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