Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
In America we eat man semen.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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