so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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