Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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