the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We don't watch enough power rangers
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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