The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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