I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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