the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This is the high leading the old right now
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
third nipple confirmed
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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