Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like eating out sand paper
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Congratulations! We have a period
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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