question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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