do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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