so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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