dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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