I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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