so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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