P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
