So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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