her facebook's as public as her vagina
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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