Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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