And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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